The gist of what I overheard in a Christian bookstore today(to be read in a southern accent):
Preacher guy: Of all the Bibles out there the King James is the easiest to understand. I can't even understand some of these new translations!
Christian Bookstore Guy: Did you know there's over 300 translations now?
Preacher Guy: Amazing the things young people today will believe.
Christian Bookstore Guy: Mmm hmm. They'll just follow after anything nowadays.
Preacher Guy: We don't need but one translation. All them other ones are too hard to understand anyway. Young people don't see that. They'll just believe anything that comes along.
Christian Bookstore Guy: Amazing.
Preacher Guy: Amazing.
Oh, the multitude of issues...